ROMANCE MATHEMATICS




Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay RM20 for a RM10 item he needs.

A woman will pay RM10 for a RM20 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her
at all.

LONGEVITY



Married men live longer than single men do,

but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change,

but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,

and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking

me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing

to them at funerals.

Orang Melayu ni kalau sayang seseorang , jadi sangat taksub,sehingga tak nampak cacat dan celanya . Kalau benci pun sangat taksub, sehingga tak nampak yang baiknya. Lihat saja blog chedet, ngutuk KJ macam KJ itu hina benar dan yang lain-lain tu maksum!.macam KJ tu tak berwibawa langsung dan yang lain itu berwibawa sangat2......alahai.......Kalau katakan dah fikir kononnya KJ rasuah, maka tak payahlah masuk bertanding, kerana pasti dah KJ menang. Ni masuk bertanding, kalau kalah kata rasuah....alahai orang Melayu!.

Apa pasal kita nak boikot?

Saudara/saudari

Kebelakangan ini dalam akbar dan berita eletronik, sibuk orang Melayu, tokoh2 dll meminta orang ,Melayu/Islam terutamanya, memboikot produk yang kononya dipunyai oleh orang Amerika dan Yahudi. Produk2 seperti Coca cola, mac donald , KFC yang kononya dipunyai oleh Amerika dan yahudi dianggap simbol imperialist. Hai kawan2, memangla produk itu berasal dari sana, brandnya, tetapi yang berada di Malaysia ini orang malaysia yang punya!, ya ALLAh , mengapa kita memboikot barangan kita, KFC misalnya di miliki oleh JCORP ( dipunyai oleh Kerajaan Johor Inc). Ayamnya diternak oleh orang2 kita. Berapa ramai rakyat Malaysia yang bergantung hidup dgn KFC. Harap orang kita guna fikiran... bukan perasaan yang tak tentu arah...Saudara saudari nak tau, boieng tu dari mana?, F18 hornet tu dari mana? M16 tu dari mana?....Internet tu dari mana?. Ilmu sains dan Teknologi tu dari mana?....bagaimana kalau Amerika pula memboikot produk Malaysia? pernahkah saudara fikirkan apa yan kan terjadi kepada kita?