Tuesday, March 16, 2010

A'kum,

Sudah lama saya tidak menulis. Hari ini terpanggil untuk menulis. Inilah pasal isu Logo halal dan soal halal- haram dalam Islam. Saya amat heranlah tentang sikap orang Islam atau khasnya orang Melayu. Jakim kata banyak kopitiam tiada dapat Logo halal, 2 sahaja premis yang ada logo halal yang sah, dan ini tidak termasuk kopitiam yang mashhor tu- Old Town White Coffee? Tak percaya pilah tengok, yang ramainya orang Melayu, kedai bukan Muslim punya. Benar kata-kata Dr. Mashitah, orang Melayu/Islam ni, tgk sahaja ada pekerja macam Melayu dan pakai tudung pulak..terpesona lah...pasti halal kan.Sapa-sapa pun boleh pakai tudung. The best to do- Don't go!. Banyak lagi kedai Mulim yang boleh kita pegi. Kat B.B.Bangi ni ada kopitiam Melayu-Islam punya, pi lah kat seksyen 15, belakang petronas, Ezzah Fauyi nya, pasti halal tanpa was-was.

Saya pernah masuk juga kedai old town tu, tak tau ia tak ada logo halal. Tulisan di dalamnya, menu dan sejarah, semuanya ditulis dalam bahasa MANDARIN dan BI. Tak ada langsung tulisan Bahasa KEBANGSAAN!. Saya bertanya supervisornya( seorang Tionghua) kenapa tak ada langsung BM. Dia kata "itu tak penting, suma orang faham BI". Saya kata ini soal prinsip- Bahasa Kebangsaan. Mereka tak hormat langsung dasar negara. Tak layak jadi warganegara kalau gitu.
Hai orang Melayu/Islam, gfaham-fahamlah apa yang harus dibuat. Soal haram halal adalah soal pokok dalam Agama Islam. By the way HOME- COOKED MEAL IS THE BEST!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS




Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay RM20 for a RM10 item he needs.

A woman will pay RM10 for a RM20 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her
at all.

LONGEVITY



Married men live longer than single men do,

but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change,

but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,

and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking

me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing

to them at funerals.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Orang Melayu ni kalau sayang seseorang , jadi sangat taksub,sehingga tak nampak cacat dan celanya . Kalau benci pun sangat taksub, sehingga tak nampak yang baiknya. Lihat saja blog chedet, ngutuk KJ macam KJ itu hina benar dan yang lain-lain tu maksum!.macam KJ tu tak berwibawa langsung dan yang lain itu berwibawa sangat2......alahai.......Kalau katakan dah fikir kononnya KJ rasuah, maka tak payahlah masuk bertanding, kerana pasti dah KJ menang. Ni masuk bertanding, kalau kalah kata rasuah....alahai orang Melayu!.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Apa pasal kita nak boikot?

Saudara/saudari

Kebelakangan ini dalam akbar dan berita eletronik, sibuk orang Melayu, tokoh2 dll meminta orang ,Melayu/Islam terutamanya, memboikot produk yang kononya dipunyai oleh orang Amerika dan Yahudi. Produk2 seperti Coca cola, mac donald , KFC yang kononya dipunyai oleh Amerika dan yahudi dianggap simbol imperialist. Hai kawan2, memangla produk itu berasal dari sana, brandnya, tetapi yang berada di Malaysia ini orang malaysia yang punya!, ya ALLAh , mengapa kita memboikot barangan kita, KFC misalnya di miliki oleh JCORP ( dipunyai oleh Kerajaan Johor Inc). Ayamnya diternak oleh orang2 kita. Berapa ramai rakyat Malaysia yang bergantung hidup dgn KFC. Harap orang kita guna fikiran... bukan perasaan yang tak tentu arah...Saudara saudari nak tau, boieng tu dari mana?, F18 hornet tu dari mana? M16 tu dari mana?....Internet tu dari mana?. Ilmu sains dan Teknologi tu dari mana?....bagaimana kalau Amerika pula memboikot produk Malaysia? pernahkah saudara fikirkan apa yan kan terjadi kepada kita?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Sekolah Satu Sistem

Bravo Mukhriz. It takes a person like u to propose something that should been done long time ago. The irony is, when u proposes this, the chinese and the Indian said u were touching the sensitive issues. LKS said, kewujudan SJK sudah ada dlm perlembagaan, tak leh sentuh lagi. He further said, ada lima perkara tak boleh sentuh, i.e., Hak istimewa Melayu/Bumiputera, Raja2, B.Melayu, Agama Islam . Tapi setiap bulan / sesi parlimen LKS dan konco2nya sentuh pasal BM, Raja2, Agama Islam, eh takpe lak!. hanya orang gila/ atau bermentaliti budak2 boleh bercakap begini!. Hubaya2 orang2 Melayu/bumiputera yang dok menyokong puak2 sedemikian.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Road signs

Dear readers,

I think road signs should serve the locals and the visitors. Hence they should be understood by them using local language or the language most people understand. Not too crowded with many non important things, but if the case need be, those cosmetic addition must be writen in smaller font size. In the case of our country, using Bahasa Malaysia is good enough!.. no need Mandarin, no need Tamil, since BM is our national language, then every citizen must know, or deemed to understand BM. Yes , oly BM written in our official scrip , i.e., Rumi ( Latin) script!. Some overzealous Malays want to add Jawi script to the road signs , why?....no need at all!. it is the same things! but by so doing , we open to the other Malaysians the opportunity to demand their scripts to be added too.....you know many of them think that the jawi script is Arabic, or Islamic....so why do we use that!!! ....Hi Malays wake up, do not do things as if Malaysia belongs to you only...please 'fight' from the position of strength..we can use Jawi at the appropriate places...so many places.....why on the road signs then....you know what I mean..

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Proton- merc controversy

Dear friends,

I think the whole controversy has been blown out of proportion... the simple truth is this , technologywise merc is very much better than proton perdana, that is no doubt about it....how could you compare merc car that has been there more than 100 yrs with proton car.....but we want all the ministers, mentris besar, exco members, HODs.. use our national cars! period!